Anna Nicole Smith and PETA
Friday, October 28th, 2005I thought that I had heard it all, but I haven’t:
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Al Franken: Dumb and Dumber
Tuesday, October 25th, 2005Everyone’s favorite has-been Al Franken has stopped taking his medication again: “And so basically, what it looks like is going to happen is that Libby and Karl Rove are going to be executedâ€? because “outing a CIA agent is treason,â€? left-wing author and radio talk show host Al Franken asserted Friday night, to audience laughter, [...]
Roseanne Barr: “I’m Like Totally More Intelligent Than President Bush”
Thursday, October 20th, 2005“I’m going off the rails on the crazy train!” Ozzy Osborne Roseanne Barr has started to mentally deteriorate before the public’s eyes: Kimmel: “I think President Bush has decided certain things and I don’t think there’s any convincing him. Just like other people, just like, maybe you’ve decided things and he probably couldn’t convince you [...]
Madonna: We’re All Going to Hell
Monday, October 17th, 2005In a statement which must have literally destroyed the good ship Irony, Madonna is now blaming the “material world” for most of civilization’s ills: The former Material Girl now believes “the beast is the modern world that we live in!” “The material world. The physical world. The world of illusion, that we think is real. [...]
Streisand: Impeach Bush
Friday, October 14th, 2005Barbra Streisand, the singing diva who once told Americans that they should dry their clothes outside on clotheslines instead of using a dryer, all the while using a dryer herself, is once again proving her ignorance to anyone who’ll listen: Cronyism, corruption, incompetence, high crimes and misdemeanors with the Bush Administration, the list goes on [...]
Donald Sutherland Drinks The Kool Aid
Monday, October 3rd, 2005I guess it’s nice to see some new blood in the “Since I’m a celebrity who pretends to be a politician, I know all there is to know about world affairs and must grace you with my opinion” crowd: Choking back tears, COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF star Donald Sutherland warned this week: President Bush “will destroy our lives!” [...]
Oprah: Ignorance Goes Mainstream
Thursday, September 8th, 2005It seems that the ignorance surrounding the situation on the Gulf Coast has become mainstream, as Oprah Winfrey has now chipped in with her worthless $0.02: Chat show host OPRAH WINFREY is furious over the way the victims of Hurricane Katrina have been treated, and believes America owes the survivors an apology. Winfrey cut short [...]
Jesse Jackson: Racist Without A Clue
Friday, September 2nd, 2005Well, you just knew he was going to show up sooner or later, given the number of television cameras in the area: Racism is partly to blame for the deadly aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, the Rev. Jesse Jackson said, calling President Bush’s response to the disaster “incompetent.” “Today, as the President comes to Louisiana, Alabama [...]
George Clooney: Why Isn’t All Of The News The Same Anymore?
Friday, September 2nd, 2005It seems George Clooney has a beef with journalism these days: Hollywood star GEORGE CLOONEY has slammed modern broadcast journalism, because he fears viewers are fed lies they want to hear instead of “a common truth”. The OCEAN’S TWELVE heart-throb is amazed by how standards in newsrooms have regressed, despite the ever-growing array of channels, [...]
Barbra Streisand: Bosnia Same As Iraq
Tuesday, August 30th, 2005Babs has decided to grace us with her political prowess once again. This time, she lists quotes from Republican members of Congress spoken at the time Clinton sent the U.S. Military into Bosnia. The clear implication being that the situations in Bosnia then and Iraq now are identical, and Democrats now are only stating what [...]
Barbra Streisand: Bush Negligent
Wednesday, August 10th, 2005Here is the latest proof why Barbra Streisand should just “shut up and sing”: August 6, 2005 marks the 60th anniversary of the US bombing of Hiroshima. The Atomic Bomb, which decimated the Japanese city and its people, was never used in combat again. This day is also the anniversary of another “bomb” that was [...]
Streisand Joins The Moonbats
Friday, July 22nd, 2005Barbra Streisand, the woman who thinks that a singing career entitles her to telling the Bush Administration how to operate, has shown once again how little she understands about the law and the Constitution: How lucky for George Bush that his well-timed nomination of Judge Roberts to the Supreme Court has taken the heat off [...]
