Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Ernie Interviewed

Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

Ernie, the feline who owns my wife and me, was interviewed today by Lawrence over at This Blog Is Full Of Crap. Go check it out if you have a minute. If only I had a digital camera, I’d do more cat blogging. As I grow older and meet more and more people, I find [...]

Latest Praise From The Left

Tuesday, September 6th, 2005

A comment was left by Rex on my post entitled Katrina Brings Out The True Nature Of Liberal America. Really, there is no better way to make the point of the post than to reproduce his response in its entirety: You’re an out-of-touch douchebag. I wonder if this guy’s parents have any idea that he [...]

Gas Prices

Friday, September 2nd, 2005

This is priceless: From Rodger, of course.

Shepard Smith Gets Cursed Out

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

When disaster strikes, nothing flees faster than common sense, especially when a TV camera is involved. SHEPARD SMITH: You’re live on FOX News Channel, what are you doing? MAN: Walking my dogs. SMITH: Why are you still here? I’m just curious. MAN: None of your f**king business. SMITH: Oh that was a good answer, wasn’t [...]

The Evolution Of Teaching Math

Thursday, August 25th, 2005

From the DANEgerous Weblog: Teaching Math In 1950 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? Teaching Math In 1960 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. &nbs [...]

Survivor: Texas Style

Wednesday, August 24th, 2005

My Crack Research Team™ (i.e. my Wife, Rene) found this today. Seems to me to be pretty accurate: Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, “Survivor – Texas Style”. The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and [...]

Cats And Electricity Don’t Mix

Monday, August 22nd, 2005

Apparently hunger trumps common sense in felines just like it does in humans: GARDNERVILLE, Nev. (AP) – A stalking foray atop a power pole left a lucky feline jolted, frizzled and dazed but otherwise OK after he fell off the 40-foot pole and sparked a fire outside a fire house. The frazzled cat was discovered [...]

Unfortunate Name For Town

Monday, August 8th, 2005

I ran across this news story at My Way News: Court Date Set in Spanking Strippers Case LITTLE ROCK (AP) – A Sept. 15 court date was set Thursday for three women accused of spanking a truck driver too vigorously at his birthday party. The three – Kelly Eslick, 21, of Jacksonville; Lisa Nolen, 23, [...]

This Made Me Laugh

Tuesday, July 5th, 2005

Hat Tip: Rodger

Mid-Week Funnies

Wednesday, June 8th, 2005

There is a lot of funny stuff out there this week. If you’re in need of a laugh, take a look: Leave it to a cat to make sense out of this mess. Meryl has an exclusive interview with Darth Vader. Scrappleface is all satire, all the time. Just go there and read it all. [...]

Best Headline Of The Day

Tuesday, May 10th, 2005

This award goes to Sploid: White Man Wins Basketball Award

Thursday Loose Ends

Thursday, May 5th, 2005

Corey Clark vs. American Idol: Last night ABC’s Primetime Live ran an “investigative” peice on Fox’s American Idol. Basically, a former contestant (Clark) is now saying that one of the judges on the show (Paula Abdul) gave him lots of help with song choice and wardrobe while he was competing on the show, and that [...]