Islam Now Wants to Conquer Time
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008If you’ve been paying any attention at all to the so-called “Religion of Peace” you should have seen this coming:
Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) could be replaced by “Mecca Time,” if a group of Muslim leaders get their way.
At the conference, “Mecca, the Center of the Earth, Theory and Practice,” Muslim scientists and clerics called for the change, arguing that the holy city in Saudi Arabia is the center of the Earth and should be the reference point for world time, not Greenwich, England, the British Broadcasting Corp. reports.
One geologist at the Qatar conference said Mecca’s longitude is perfectly aligned with magnetic north and should therefore replace the English city, which has been measuring time zones since 1884, the BBC reports.
That’s right; the people from The Land That Time Forgot now want to control time for the entire planet. Just let that little irony slush around in your brain for a minute or two. A civilization whose technology hasn’t risen above the seventh century, with the single exception of the tools of terrorism, wants the entire world to dance to their tune.
I can see it now; common sayings such as “beer o’clock” will morph into “beat-your-wife o’clock.” I just can’t wait.
And by the way, since when did Hell Mecca become the center of the Earth?
Hey, Muslims! You can’t control time until until you can tell time with something other than a sundial.
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