This has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve read lately:
- If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
- Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed.
- As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “There’s no time!”
If you’re an addict of this show, you must go over and see the rest of these.
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