Roseanne Barr: “I’m Like Totally More Intelligent Than President Bush”
Thursday, October 20th, 2005“I’m going off the rails on the crazy train!”
Ozzy Osborne
Roseanne Barr has started to mentally deteriorate before the public’s eyes:
Kimmel: “I think President Bush has decided certain things and I don’t think there’s any convincing him. Just like other people, just like, maybe you’ve decided things and he probably couldn’t convince you of anything.”
Barr: “I could totally win him in a mind contest.”
Kimmel: “You think so?”
Barr: “I could totally win out on him.”
Kimmel: “In a what? In a mind-”
Barr: “In a mind contest.”
Kimmel: “Really? Well, I’d love to see that happen. That would be the greatest-”
Barr: “Like if it was like a psychic thing and he was like, okay Rosanne, bring your best powers against my best powers, even though he’s like totally world-wide connected, and I’m not so world-wide, I could so totally still win on account of like being female, being a grandmother and like, you know, being intelligent. I could totally win.”
Kimmel: “I’d love to see that.” [applause]
First off, I’ve got a three year old niece who speaks better English than this. Also, I think she meant psychotic, not psychic.
Notice that her only “claim to fame” is something which can neither be proved or disproved? Bring your best powers? What is this, an episode of the Power Rangers? I think Ms. Barr has been drinking the bong water again. She had to have been high when she was saying this stuff, nothing else could explain it.
Barr: “I channel the higher mind, the higher universal mind. And it comes through me with the answer. And I have to say it’s not from me, it’s threw through me. So I don’t think people should get mad at me.”
Kimmel: “What percentage of the time are you right?”
Barr: “I am one hundred percent correct at all times.”
If she channels the “higher mind,” her reception must be terrible. Publicly claiming that she is right 100% of the time is like Hillary Clinton moving towards the center: As soon as you hear it, you know it’s false.
Bottom line: Just another Hollywood celebrity who thinks being on TV gives her the intelligence to make pronouncements on anything she likes. Obviously, she has no clue about world events, national politics, or conversational English.
Shut up and dance, monkey!
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