Helen Thomas: If Cheney Runs, I’ll Kill Myself

Friday, July 29th, 2005

It seems like Helen Thomas has forgotten to take her medication again. The journalistic fossil had a few comments the other day about Vice President Cheney:

But asked this week if she is promoting a Cheney candidacy, Thomas made it clear she isn’t.

“The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself,� she told The Hill. “All we need is one more liar.�

Thomas added, “I think he’d like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does.�

The only thing I can say after such a statement is: Helen, please don’t make promises you have no intention of keeping.

If I had any faith in what she said, I’d make it my life’s ambition to convince Dick Cheney to run for President in 2008.

More on Helen Thomas:
Helen Thomas: Please God, Make Her Stop
Helen Thomas: Still Crazy After All These Years
Liberals Protect One Of Their Own
Helen Thomas: Still Crazy After All These Years, Part 2

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One Response to “Helen Thomas: If Cheney Runs, I’ll Kill Myself”

  1.   Les Enfants Terrible Says:

    No Liberal Bias Here

    Then again, she may be thinking of John Kerry, Howard Dean, and Hillary Clinton when she refers to “one more liar.” But I doubt it.