Archive for June, 2005

Punishing Those Who Excel

Tuesday, June 21st, 2005

If you want know why kids today will never be prepared for life in the real world, you need look no farther than this: A baseball team of 11- and 12-year-olds has been kicked out of a recreational youth baseball team in this Columbus suburb — not because they misbehaved or broke any rules, but [...]

Women: Have the Labia You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Monday, June 20th, 2005

You know, I thought I had seen almost everything. Not even close: Many of our patients have also confided to her that they’re not happy with the look of their vagina; their labia minora (inner lips) being slightly-to-much larger than their labia majora (outer lips). Ladies, you do NOT have to go on feeling this [...]

Air Force Names First Female Thunderbird

Friday, June 17th, 2005

Captain Nicole “Fifi” Malachowski has been named as the first-ever female member of the Air Force Thunderbirds. Captain Malachowski, 30, will turn a new page in history as the first female demonstration pilot on a U.S. military high performance jet team. The Blue Angels, the Navy’s precision jet demonstration team, has never had a female [...]

PETA Members Charged With Animal Cruelty

Friday, June 17th, 2005

From the “Do as I say, not as I do” Department: (AP) – Two Hampton Roads employees of Norfolk-based People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have been charged in Ahoskie, N.C., with animal cruelty after dumping dead dogs and cats in a shopping center garbage bin, police said Thursday. Investigators staked out the bin [...]

Cavuto: “Stop It And Wake The Hell Up!”

Thursday, June 16th, 2005

Three cheers for Neil Cavuto at Fox News: There are plenty of museums dedicated to other issues. Let this one focus on “this” issue: nearly 3,000 innocent people slaughtered. Doing anything else disgraces their memory and makes lunacy of their loss. It would be like asking the Jews to build a museum dedicated to better [...]

Durbin: American Military Men Are Nazis

Thursday, June 16th, 2005

Dick Durbin (D – Il.) has igonored that old saying: Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what Americans had done to prisoners in their control, you would most [...]

This Is Outrageous!

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005

You are not going to believe this: A Kansas City abortionist is out of business after investigators discovered a grisly house of horrors at his clinic – with fetuses kept in Styrofoam cups in his refrigerator and one employee accusing him of microwaving one and stirring it into his lunch. The unsanitary conditions in Krishna [...]

Blast From The Past

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005

Back on August 13, 2004, a prominent liberal activist said the following (scroll down to August 13, 2004): I think Americans would agree that intelligence – examining our complicated world and finding the best solutions for hard questions; reading; thinking; evaluating different points of view; etc. – is an important quality for a president to [...]

Conspiracy Theorists At It Again

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005

It looks like the tin-foil hat crowd is on the loose again: A former Bush team member during his first administration is now voicing serious doubts about the collapse of the World Trade Center on 9-11. Former chief economist for the Department of Labor during President George W. Bush’s first term Morgan Reynolds comments that [...]

Liberal Desecrators Respond

Thursday, June 9th, 2005

Yesterday I wrote about the travesty which is taking place at Ground Zero in New York. It seems that the head of the organization has responded to his critics in print. Let’s see what he has to say: As envisioned in Daniel Libeskind’s master plan for the site’s redevelopment, the International Freedom Center’s building will [...]

The Liberal Desecration Of Ground Zero

Wednesday, June 8th, 2005

Until I read about this matter in several places (see here, here, here, and here for examples), I had no idea this was going on. I am outraged, and you should be too. The World Trade Center Memorial will break ground this year. When those Marines return in 2010, the year it is scheduled to [...]

Mid-Week Funnies

Wednesday, June 8th, 2005

There is a lot of funny stuff out there this week. If you’re in need of a laugh, take a look: Leave it to a cat to make sense out of this mess. Meryl has an exclusive interview with Darth Vader. Scrappleface is all satire, all the time. Just go there and read it all. [...]