Archive for March, 2005

Another Reason To Shop At Wal-Mart

Thursday, March 10th, 2005

As if I needed one, today I found another reason in the New York Times to continue to shop at Wal-Mart: Shoppers in this Quebec mill town are about to pay more for ice-fishing gear, snowmobile covers and cheese curds for poutine: the local Wal-Mart is closing this spring. But Wal-Mart’s announcement in February that [...]

Carnival of the Vanities #129

Wednesday, March 9th, 2005

The 129th Editon of the Carnival of the Vanities is up at A View New. Go on by and soak up all of the bloggy goodness.

Coming Soon: The Third Annual International Eat an Animal for PETA Day

Wednesday, March 9th, 2005

March 15, 2005 has been declared the day to celebrate The Third Annual International Eat an Animal for PETA Day. More information on this can be found here. Everyone should do their part and eat lots of tastey animals!

Liberals Protect One Of Thier Own

Wednesday, March 9th, 2005

Democrats didn’t like Ann Coulter’s latest column, which skewered liberal opinion columnist Helen Thomas with the following line: Press passes can’t be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the president. This prompted this action from the Democrats: This prompted a protest [...]

Wictory Wednesday

Wednesday, March 9th, 2005

Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) is facing a tough re-election battle in 2006. It is vital that REpublicans not lose any Senate seats in the 2006 elections. Right now, Senator Santorum’s opponent, State Treasurer Bob Casey, Jr., is polling ahead of Senator Santorum. You can help by contributing to Senator Santorum’s campaign online. Today is Wictory [...]

Liberals Still Waging 2004 Campaign

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005

Liberal columnist Joel Connelly at the Seattle Post-Intelligencer is trying paint a rosey picture of Teresa Heinz-Kerry and her post-campaign life. Problem is, she still hasn’t learned to keep her mouth shut: Heinz Kerry is openly skeptical about results from November’s election, particularly in sections of the country where optical scanners were used to record [...]

Wrong From The Beginning

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005

Philip Chalk has a very interesting article over at the Weekly Standard regarding a little-known incident in the professional life of one Dan Rather. Eddie Barker, for one, remembers. The news director for CBS’s radio and TV affiliates in Dallas at the time of President Kennedy’s November 22, 1963, assassination, Barker is widely credited with [...]

Finding Offense Where There Is None

Monday, March 7th, 2005

Via Fox News: Actress Jada Pinkett Smith is under fire for a speech she made at Harvard University that was overly “heteronormative” and made gay students feel uncomfortable by not sufficiently addressing their status, reports The Crimson. Organizers of the Cultural Rhythms show are apologizing for the offense caused by the wife of actor Will [...]

One Year Ago…

Monday, March 7th, 2005

Last year, on the evening of March 5, I was in real trouble. I was laid out on a bed in the emergency room at a local hospital. The potassium level in my blood was 8.8 (anything over 7.0 is considered lethal). When you have this much potassium in your bloodstream, you heart becomes unstable. [...]

Bubba the Lobster to Educate Kids

Friday, March 4th, 2005

Even though Bubba the lobster has passed, he will continue to educate the children of America into the future: A gigantic lobster that may have survived two world wars and Prohibition before being plucked from the ocean will live on — but only as a shell of its former self. The Pittsburgh Zoo & PPG [...]

Evil, Evil Chimps

Friday, March 4th, 2005

After reading this story, I think I understand why FrankJ hates monkeys: The couple had brought Moe a cake and were standing outside his cage when Buddy and Ollie, two of four chimpanzees in the adjoining cage, attacked St. James Davis, Martarano said. Officials have not determined how the chimps got out of their enclosure, [...]

Voicemail Funnies

Thursday, March 3rd, 2005

Via Knowledge is Power, here is an example of why you shouldn’t mess with Texas.