All Hail Empress Condi!!
Monday, February 28th, 2005I don’t know why, but this recent photo of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice made me think of FrankJ’s In My World feature.
Here’s a sample:
Condi’s Coup
Chomps stared at the control panel. It made him mad. “Grrrow!” he growled as he attacked it.
“Self destruct in 10… 9… 8…” said a pleasant computerized voice.
Rice ran over to the controls. “Self destruct deactivated,” said the computer.
“You have to control your dog,” Rice said to Rumsfeld angrily, “That’s the third time today he’s done that!”
“Hey, he doesn’t like buttons and switches,” Rumsfeld answered, “What am I supposed to do?”
“Hello, Condi,” Bush said angrily as he entered the war room, Ichi following close behind him.
“Oh, you’re alive,” Rice with disappointment.
“That’s right; it takes more than a couple terrorists to stop ‘ole Dubya. Now why did you try to kill me?” he asked, “Is it like your time of the month or something?”
“Rarr!” Rice exclaimed and then hit a button on a controller. A door opened up and in entered a number of giant robots. “These are my military death machines,” Rice explained, “With them I will achieve military victories you only dreamed of. Then I, Condoleezza Rice, will be known as the savior of America! All shall bow before me!”
Bush looked at robots warily. “We got trouble, Ichi.”
You simply have to read the whole thing.
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