Archive for November, 2004

Prediction

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004

Okay, here it is for all the world to see: BUSH: 285 ELECTORAL VOTES 53% of popular vote Remember, you heard it here first.

VOTE

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004

Do Your Duty

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004

A Word from the State of Texas

Monday, November 1st, 2004

Note: Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union. (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.) We Texans love y’all, but we’ll have to take action if Kerry wins over Bush. We’ll miss you too. Texas has given all those complainers plenty of time to get used to the [...]

Helen Thomas: Still Crazy After All These Years

Monday, November 1st, 2004

Journalism’s crazy old aunt in the basement has gotten out again. In her latest screed, she warns of “dark times” if the President is re-elected: There will be only one way to read the election results if Bush wins: The world will see his victory as an affirmation by the American people of his disastrous [...]

Finally, Some Good News!

Monday, November 1st, 2004

When I got home from work on Friday, I was greeted by a letter from the Methodist Specialty and Transplant Hospital. It informed me that as of October 29, 2004 I was on the transplant list! After all of the evaluations and interviews with doctors, nurses, financial and social workers, I have finally been placed [...]